For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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