She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
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Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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