I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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