it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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