this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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