yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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