Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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