I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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