There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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