Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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