dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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