Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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