So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i think i have herpe
just one?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Randomize