..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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