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Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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