I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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