I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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