Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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