If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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