Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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