you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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