Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Someone shattered a urinal.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
All the doctor said was why
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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