Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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