Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
