how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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