On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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