she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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