He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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