i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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