I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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