you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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