I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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