I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
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Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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