I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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