Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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