How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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