Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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