i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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