they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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