so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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