shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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