I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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