question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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