absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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