My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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