i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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