found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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