so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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