You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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