you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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