I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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