Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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