The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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