My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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