You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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