Walk of Shame. In a state park.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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