god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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