if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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