Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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