i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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