I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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